Hey man.

yocalio: #100.1% done with your shit.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:39:47 -0400

yocalio:

#100.1% done with your shit.

byrongraffiti: If attending a Beyonce concert and she puts the...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:39:44 -0400

byrongraffiti:

If attending a Beyonce concert and she puts the mic to you, you better do exactly what the fuck he did in this video.

exilethepoet: fuckyeahsexyatheists: jaqen-hghars: tyleroakley:...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:38:29 -0400

exilethepoet:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

jaqen-hghars:

tyleroakley:

Well this is awkward.

#the best argument against the bible is the bible

“The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.” — Mark Twain

People always pick and choose the good from the bible but forget to include things like the above.

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"She was a compulsive pessimist, always looking for the soft brown spot in the fruit, pressing so..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:01:14 -0400

““She was a compulsive pessimist, always looking for the soft brown spot in the fruit, pressing so hard she created it.””

- Amy Waldman, The Submission (via daddyfuckedme)

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:55:28 -0400

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.

esexist: my awake clothes and my asleep clothes literally have no difference

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:39:27 -0400

esexist:

my awake clothes and my asleep clothes literally have no difference

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s23522aa32yah: college should be $25

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:03:07 -0400

s23522aa32yah:

college should be $25

dongstrider: im—really—weird: psyducked: I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:02:50 -0400

dongstrider:

im—really—weird:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

somebody please write a book on this

mitunathehelicaptor: i love when people say my name cause its like hey thats me

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:01:41 -0400

mitunathehelicaptor:

i love when people say my name cause its like hey thats me

thisiswhiteprivilege: bougieblack: think-progress: Susan B....

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:55:55 -0400

thisiswhiteprivilege:

bougieblack:

think-progress:

Susan B. Anthony, badass.

Lest we forget Susan B. Anthony sought voting rights for women because she was offended that black men were allowed to vote and she wasn’t, even though, as she said, their brains weren’t capable of understanding politics. Susan B. Anthony, racist.

White privilege is Susan B. Anthony being an American hero. White privilege not understand why black folks should be skeptical of mainstream feminism when this white supremacist is one of the most seminal figures in the feminist movements.

sorryforpartybarackin: leave me alone but also give me constant attention

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:00:57 -0400

sorryforpartybarackin:

leave me alone but also give me constant attention

iseeavoice: People saying “you only blog for attention” like alright you got me but what the frick...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:00:44 -0400

iseeavoice:

People saying “you only blog for attention” like alright you got me but what the frick are you blogging for? the great starting salary and dental plan?? ? ?

"Someday you’ll find the right person, and you’ll learn to have a lot more confidence in yourself...."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:25:14 -0400

“Someday you’ll find the right person, and you’ll learn to have a lot more confidence in yourself. That’s what I think. So don’t settle for anything less. In this world, there are things you can only do alone, and things you can only do with somebody else. It’s important to combine the two in just the right amount.”

- Haruki Murakami (via erraticintrovert)

"People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like: ‘be..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:24:58 -0400

“People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like: ‘be realistic.’”

- Dylan Moran (via opalinefeather)

kanyewesticle: i saw a chameleon today so i guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:05:01 -0400

kanyewesticle:

i saw a chameleon today so i guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon