why wasnt i born a 6 ft tall model
u would have gotten stuck in ur moms vag and died
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
how long must we wait for a lesbian disney princess
or what about a prince who throughout the entire movie you think he’s going to be the love interest but in the end it turns out he’s gay
or how about a lesbian princess
how about a princess whose sexuality doesn’t matter and that doesn’t focus or rely on a love interest????
or a lesbian princess
I’M CRYING YOU CAN BUY THIS IN THE PET SHOP
I want to buy this and go spray every girl at my school
Dang those girls are looking like 2 Hasidic rabbis at prom
"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
keeping my christmas list simple this year
- band merch
- self esteem
Your lips are like wine, and I want to get drunk.
Rare picture of Michael Jackson and Lil Wayne
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
So I drank one, it became four, and when I fell on the floor I drank more. Nothing has changed, I still love you, I still love you.
have you ever realized how disgusting it is for firemen who have to use fire hydrants right after a dog used it?
what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that
If I get arrested I hope my mugshot looks cute