they say the best things in life are free
is food free
is internet free
THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON
you know those friends who try to one-up you on everything you say… chill…. all i said was it’s my dad’s birthday…. no need to tell me about that time your dad took you to the bahamas to swim with dolphins while you jet-skied into the sunset
quite possibly the greatest series of tweets ever made by my friend fuckmountain69
That dad has no chill
but he’s got a ton of chili
I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of
now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet. that is mankind’s legacy.
THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.
shoutout to those followers that aren’t the same blog type as you and never even reblog you but still follow you
- When I'm late: these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
- When somebody else late: u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!
I always reblog this :)
Everything about this is perfect!
"Now go, unleash hell"
Wonder Woman is perfect
ITS A STRAWBERRY BUTTERFLY
Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
i am literally so dumb like honestly if you have ever talked to me more than like 1 or 2 conversations youll realize how literally stupid i am god
WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.