epiclilian:

whats the html code for a social life

<go> </outside>

404 error

(Source: odair)

twated:

what if your friend died and they had their iPhone buried with them and your way of coping with their death was to send them little text updates to put your mind at ease, but then one day you sent the text and you saw

“delivered”

and then 3 seconds later

“read”

what would you do

ravens-and-razorblades:

j9tigger:

lolsofunny:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

reblogging for the priceless notes

The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

I love the internet. 

I would buy the shit outta that.


This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.

Reblogging for the comments

I can’t breathe omfg

(Source: adventuresofbetahugh)


beyoncebeytwice:

every day i see white boys that make me think “you could be so cute if you just cut off that mop on your head”

iphone420:

ive never met anyone from the internet irl because im fake

I see a little silhouetto of a man

ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE 

Will you do the fandango?

THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING

VERY VERY FRIGHTENING 

Me!

Galileo,Galileo

Galileo,Galileo 

Galileo, Figaro

magnificooooooooooo

(Source: metallikato)

cosmo-kramer-the-assman:

vincent van gogh fuck yourself

c0caine-kisses:

Wow he’s everywhere

“Do you want to play a game?.. Race you up the Eiffel tower. YO-fucking-LO”

(Source: time-to-go-to-hell)

twated:

remember when Sean Kingston nearly died and the world wept as one

reactivating:


i love her

(Source: sapphrikah)