elemeno-pee:

feury:

they say the best things in life are free

is food free

is internet free

guess not

THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON

seedy:

you know those friends who try to one-up you on everything you say… chill…. all i said was it’s my dad’s birthday…. no need to tell me about that time your dad took you to the bahamas to swim with dolphins while you jet-skied into the sunset

adolescentwerewolves:

karkat-sollux:

brook:

quite possibly the greatest series of tweets ever made by my friend fuckmountain69

That dad has no chill

but he’s got a ton of chili

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of
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laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

image

THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

officialwhitegirls:

shoutout to those followers that aren’t the same blog type as you and never even reblog you but still follow you

(Source: officialwhitegirls)

  • When I'm late: these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
  • When somebody else late: u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!

virtualmannequin:

mistress-maya:

I always reblog this :)

Everything about this is perfect!

"Now go, unleash hell"

Wonder Woman is perfect

(Source: spoopytodd)

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daisyshanti:

plantcreep:

shypetals:

So cute

ITS A STRAWBERRY BUTTERFLY

BUTTERBERRY STRAWBERFLY!!
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daisyshanti:

plantcreep:

shypetals:

So cute

ITS A STRAWBERRY BUTTERFLY

BUTTERBERRY STRAWBERFLY!!

(Source: spacepeach420)

beautyloveandsociety:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this hurt.

straighthater:

i am literally so dumb like honestly if you have ever talked to me more than like 1 or 2 conversations youll realize how literally stupid i am god

moyaofthemist:

ilovecharts:

The total area of solar panels it would take to power the world, Europe, and Germany


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moyaofthemist:

ilovecharts:

The total area of solar panels it would take to power the world, Europe, and Germany

madeof-starlight:

WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.
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madeof-starlight:

WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.

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(Source: artjcf)